January 2012
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ANNA ANSWER YOUR PHONE
sinkingliars:
YOU’RE THE WORST BEST FRIEND EVER
let me just not go to class so I can talk to you
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WHY DOES IT TAKE YOU TWO HOURS TO CALL ME BACK.
WHY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND MY INSECURITIES.
If you knew how many times a day I convince myself you don’t really like me…
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Did you already forget to call me back? Jeez.
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My literature class is like a huge joke.
One thing we were supposed to read for it, he linked to an Amazon.com website, so you could read the preview. And the pages he wanted us to read weren’t even all available anymore.
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Well that movie fucking sucked.
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Man I wish Mr. treats-women-like-garbage had been the one to die
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They are basically the most violent huggers ever. Every time they’re simultaneously hugging and punching each other.
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HAHA, this movie I don’t even know anymore.
Like, he gets a divorce, then STOPS seeing his boyfriend.
AND HOW DARE HIS EX WIFE BE MAD AT HIM FOR CHEATING ON HER. He was soooo justified in threatening to hit her in her own house at a Thanksgiving dinner she didn’t even have to invite him to.
AND THAT DUDE IN THE TRUCK HE STEPPED OUT IN FRONT OF. Totally had it coming.
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Uh, now not-Jack Twist is yelling at his wife for not cooking for him.
CLASS ACT
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God, you’re still cheating douchebags, even if you’re ~in love.~
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Wow, just make out in front of your wife, okay.
Also, I still just can’t get over the name JACK TWIST.
JACK FUCKING TWIST.
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An hour into this movie and it still has NO FUCKING PLOT.
How is there another hour how?
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Well the straight sex in this is just as awkward as the gay sex.
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Well that boss is a big mean homophobe!
But he’s right, they spent the whole time fucking instead of doing their jobs, oops. I wouldn’t hire them back either :/.
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It makes sense, but I didn’t even realize that Michelle Williams was in this. She is like my biggest actress crush!
Too bad her husband is gonna cheat on her with a dude.
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Well, they fucked for no reason, and now they’re fighting for no reason!
Anna: Aww
Anna: One of the sheep got killed while they were being bad cowboys
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“You know I ain’t queer.”
DIDN’T LOOK THAT WAY LAST NIGHT.
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YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO USE LUBE GOD.
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WHEN ARE THEY GONNA FUCK?
Btw I know no one cares about this, but I DON’T CARE.
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Am I really supposed to find a character named Jack Twist believable?
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Okay okay, so I’m watching brokeback mountain for the first time, and already this flirtatious cowboy eyefucking is just dumb.
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I’m about to watch Brokeback Mountain because I’ve somehow never seen it.
I really don’t have high hopes.
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I need entertainment
So I don’t get sad.
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I’m going to finish my stupid English homework.
Then I’m going to sit here in my bed and be angry and sad by myself.
And probably watch Kung Pow.
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I am PMSing so hard right now. I just want to eat chocolate and cry all day.
But at least there are no babies. That is good.
Every time I see your dumb face I just want to punch it.
But that would break my screen.
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